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Waking Up Alive: How to eat your cake and have it too.

July 9, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 1 Comment

  A piece of my house is dancing merrily down the road and I wonder if I should chase after it, but that would mean I’d have to put down the piece of cake I’m eating.   There’s a certain kind of buttery icing that melts my heart, sets my teeth to tingling, and rivals sex. It tends toward the creamy side, rather than the sweet, and you just know that if a drop of it spills on your clothing it will leave a grease mark that will never come out.   After … [Read more...]

Waking Up Alive: How to Weigh Nothing.

June 29, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 4 Comments

I’m obsessed with a video of two humpback whales floating beneath the ocean surface, observing a miniscule diver, who is in turn observing them through a camera.   These living monoliths hover, float, enigmatic, barnacle covered, taking a tiny break from orbiting the earth from within. I thought of them yesterday while I was standing in line at the grocery store. The elderly lady ahead of me was struggling to get her 123 items checked through the Express Lane, so I had plenty … [Read more...]

Waking up Alive: Adventures in Living.

June 11, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 2 Comments

  I’ve noticed this thing that’s been happening to me a lot of late. I’ve only gradually become aware of what a phenomenon it is, a gift I never appreciated until now. It happened to me again this morning.   I woke up alive.   I’ve been waking up alive my entire life, of course, but never woke to what a miracle it is until recently.   I don’t know why the entire world isn’t in a mad fever of celebration every single day, when we all wake up … [Read more...]

Killing Time in Airports: And a seat for my lobster.

May 31, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 10 Comments

The man behind me in the line-up for security is not respecting the invisible electronic fence of my personal space boundary. He keeps bumping into me with his box of lobsters and inching his wheeled carry-on forward so that it looks as if it and I are going steady. If I lean backwards into him (and I just might oh why don’t I and show him) my knapsack will come to rest against his box of lobsters and together we will form a new type of interstellar being. Or, better yet, maybe I will grab his … [Read more...]


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