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The Life Changing Magic of Mess: Waking Up Alive!

July 15, 2018 By Berni Stapleton Leave a Comment

  My house is usually immaculately clean except for most of the time, when it isn’t.   Once upon a time I was fanatical about cleaning in preparation for the afterlife.   Mine.   I didn’t ever want to walk out the door without having cleaned, in case it was someone else who had to come back in and deal with the madness. Kind of like: Always wear the good underwear in case you get hit by a bus.   I didn’t want anyone else to have to clean up … [Read more...]

Waking Up Alive: How to eat your cake and have it too.

July 9, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 1 Comment

  A piece of my house is dancing merrily down the road and I wonder if I should chase after it, but that would mean I’d have to put down the piece of cake I’m eating.   There’s a certain kind of buttery icing that melts my heart, sets my teeth to tingling, and rivals sex. It tends toward the creamy side, rather than the sweet, and you just know that if a drop of it spills on your clothing it will leave a grease mark that will never come out.   After … [Read more...]

Waking up Alive: Adventures in Living.

June 11, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 2 Comments

  I’ve noticed this thing that’s been happening to me a lot of late. I’ve only gradually become aware of what a phenomenon it is, a gift I never appreciated until now. It happened to me again this morning.   I woke up alive.   I’ve been waking up alive my entire life, of course, but never woke to what a miracle it is until recently.   I don’t know why the entire world isn’t in a mad fever of celebration every single day, when we all wake up … [Read more...]

Killing Time in Airports: And a seat for my lobster.

May 31, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 10 Comments

The man behind me in the line-up for security is not respecting the invisible electronic fence of my personal space boundary. He keeps bumping into me with his box of lobsters and inching his wheeled carry-on forward so that it looks as if it and I are going steady. If I lean backwards into him (and I just might oh why don’t I and show him) my knapsack will come to rest against his box of lobsters and together we will form a new type of interstellar being. Or, better yet, maybe I will grab his … [Read more...]

Do I Look Fat In This?

March 4, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 10 Comments

  The phrase ‘Do I Look Fat in This?’ was never originally spoken by a woman. It came from an ad campaign specifically targeting women, to get them to go out and buy a girdle. Which is an archaic fashion torture device that women used to lace and strap and cinch themselves into every single day. It was the original form of birth control.   Thank god, we’ve come past that now. Now that we can go Spanx ourselves.   Yes, people often want to make lifestyle changes … [Read more...]

Arse to 5 K: Prelude to a Miss.

October 9, 2017 By Berni Stapleton 4 Comments

  A small flotilla of ducks regard me serenely from the lake as I begin a vigorous set of calisthenics to warm up.   There are three of them, and all are still watching ten seconds later as I sit on a bench to pant and rest.   One of them, whom I have dubbed Little Waddler, swims ashore to plop next to me, in expectations of Bickies.   No, I say. No Bickies today.   Today we are turning over a new leaf.   Nay, not merely a leaf, … [Read more...]


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