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My Life as a Crêpe.

April 8, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 5 Comments

I wanted to buy a face cream. A little treat to help with the winter flaking. I went to my favourite drug store.   Twenty minutes in I was standing stupefied before a dazzling array of lotions and potions.   Do I need the revitalizing lift serum?   If I buy the rejuvenating mask for my cheeks do I also need to get the under eye brightening treatment?   The 8 in 1 miracle drops promise sculpting, firming, and toning. Is it a face cream or a gym … [Read more...]

Vain and Undiluted!

April 1, 2018 By Berni Stapleton 2 Comments

Envy will get you nowhere in life. Many people ask me: Is your gorgiosity natural, or is it fake? I tell them the truth. It’s fake. My face takes work. I’ve got a face like the road less taken. It’s always got a hole in it somewhere. Every morning when I get up I’ve got to lay down the asphalt. I plaster on the foundation, the powder, the blusher, the concealer, the eye shadow, the eyeliner, the mascara, the eyebrow pencil, the lip pencil, the lipliner, the lipstick, the lip gloss. … [Read more...]


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